Entertainment: sitting in a gay sports bar (the fabulous Nellie’s in Washington DC, located at 9th and U), having left the DC Red Dress Run, with smack talking Florida and USC fans.
PS…Thanks, Coaches’ wives.
PPS…Les, I doubt ye no more.
Other questions to ponder from this most magnificent weekend:
Is Karl Dorrell the worst coach in college football?
Is USC the Randy Moss of Division I (or whatever it’s called now)? Sometimes, the Trojans just don’t feel like playing?
Can I give Jim Harbaugh a big hug?
Is Jacob Hester done with his ice bath, and finished being attended to by several lovely LSU coeds? (And seriously ya’ll, his significant other ought to give him a big pass for Saturday night.)
Will Gainesville authorities now take Tony Joiner back into custody?
Can I give Jim Harbaugh a big hug?
Who was that team playing Georgia in Knoxville this weekend? And why have they just shown up?
Is Brian Kelly still at Cincinnati this time next year?
What is a Bearcat?
How will the media conspiracy market a Big East where the top teams are a basketball school that’s not such a basketball school anymore, and a team that didn’t exist twelve years ago?
The Big 12 North: It’s not for breakfast anymore (not a question, I know, but this is my dictatorship).
Can Clemson ever put a whole season together?
(Just threw that in there for more entertainment)
When will Pyrite Dom boosters start demanding that their team be ranked in the Top 25 and be in the Top 12 for the Harris Poll?
Can someone in the Big Ten Plus One step up and take out Mr. Sweater Vest?
Should I knock the Pac-2 back down to the Pac 1.5, at least for this week? (The answer to that question is “yes.”)
Can we all get together and put some love behind Boston College this week?
That is all.
Love, MLBGG
October 8, 2007 at 3:40 pm |
Love it. All of it. Woot!
October 8, 2007 at 3:58 pm |
Thanks!!
October 8, 2007 at 4:08 pm |
Yup, that team in Knoxville wearing orange was lovely October surprise! Of course I’m not going to say what could happen if that team continues to show up through the rest of the season.
Please, please, please, Piggy Phil, don’t f-this up!
October 9, 2007 at 2:34 am |
Guh. Tebow wasn’t contained. And Dorsey is a top five draft pick next year. And Meyer’s Golden Child achieves more than demigod status next year. And Tigers play in the Swamp in ‘08. Can we say “nah gah dawit?” Even a chainsaw-penis-wielding LSU couldn’t stop him. Turnovers and testicular 4th down conversions stopped Tebow. And it won’t happen two seasons in a row. Even though I’ll puke in my mouth a li’l bit…Florida deserves a top 5 ranking in all polls. Gawd forbid we see them in the SECCG in December…please be kind to us.