Defense or Truth

From my beloved The Insouciant Truth: I need to point out to our darling MLBGG that what may appear as a defense of the Big East is actually an objective perspective, absent the investment-protecting, agenda-driven drivel the empty headsets spew forth.

There’s a reason nobody watched Iowa-Wisconsin (the rating made the NHL on Versus look like a wise media play)…it was abysmal football. It was like trying to watch ‘that guy’ dance at a wedding and have your grandmother tell you how good he dances. You know ‘that guy’, the one who takes up half the dance floor, moves slowly and awkwardly and has the staccato unrhythm of an LA seismograph. Come to think of it, A LOT of those guys play in the Big Televen. And the thing about ‘those guys’ is they actually think they are good. Why? Because their damn grandmother (or ABC/ESPN) tells them so.

They can’t dance, and they can’t play winning football.

Seriously, the best RB in the Big Slow is nicknamed the Winnebago. The Winnebago? That’s for tailgating. Speed is what the game is about, and the Big Slow has none.

Well, I can’t disagree with that, given the result of the 2007 BCS Championship Game.  No matter whether we are SECentric, or Big East boosters, we can agree that the Big Ten sucks. MLBGG, in mourning for Deuce’s- and very possibly my beloveds- season.